I opened a clean weblog publish display screen to begin writing at 5:20 PM. It is now 5:49 PM and till I began this paragraph, I hadn’t written a single phrase. I can’t, for the lifetime of me, consider ANYTHING to write down about. And my unhealthy temper continues–I simply want a win. I would like for one thing to go proper!
Within the meantime, although, Jerry is right here to the rescue for me. He’ll write as we speak’s publish by answering some extra icebreaker questions. So right here is Jerry…
Q. What’s your spirit animal? (The animal who’s most much like your character.)
Jerry: I’m a penguin. This description describes me completely…
“Penguins typically dance for pleasure on the sight of somebody they love. They sing their love for one another. Penguins are actually not shy about expressing their love. Like people in profitable relationships, they discover that hanging out with their accomplice is the best pleasure of life.”
Katie: That was Jerry’s answer–I did not write it, I swear!
Q. What’s the funniest factor certainly one of your pets has completed?
Jerry: We went out as a household to run some errands and once we returned all the home smelled like pancakes once we opened the door. It was shortly found that our canine had gone into the pantry, pulled out the maple syrup, and chewed the bottle open on the lounge carpet. We scrubbed for a very long time however we might by no means actually get the scent out. The home smelled like syrup for months once we vacuumed.
Q. What’s one thing you may’t prepare dinner?
Jerry: Ha! I attempt to observe Katie’s recipes however I at all times find yourself fucking it up whereas including my very own ‘aptitude’ to it. Additionally… pasta. I at all times prepare dinner it for too lengthy.
Q. What’s your thought of enjoyable?
Jerry: Enjoyable at house. No plans. Nowhere to be. Simply sitting and watching a present uninterrupted. I do know it sounds easy, however these days are few and much between with my work schedule.
Q. If time and cash had been no object, what would you be doing proper now?
Jerry: I’d be trekking the continental United States to go to each MLB ballpark and amassing a 59/50 group cap from each metropolis. Baseball is my favourite sport so to see each park can be on my bucket record.
Q. The place would you time-travel, if it had been attainable?
Jerry: I’d love to go to central Europe. Go to the websites and museums surrounding the occasions of World Struggle 2. I’m considerably of historical past fan and would love to go to historic monuments.
Q. How would you modify your life as we speak if the typical life expectancy was 400 years?
Jerry: I wish to assume I’d decelerate and revel in every part, have larger and higher plans for the long run and plan accordingly. It at all times looks like we live on borrowed time and at any time when plans are set there may be at all times this sense of ‘Effectively, we’re solely going to do that as soon as.’
Q. What’s the most difficult job you may consider?
Jerry: At the moment, a police officer. On this political and social local weather imposing the regulation when everyone seems to be watching over your shoulder looks like it might be extraordinarily irritating. I like to to assume that I’d be a kind of cool officers you see enjoying with the neighborhood youngsters and creating a relationship with the individuals I’m sworn to guard.
And there you will have it. Some deep ideas with Jerry 😉 If in case you have questions for him, be happy to ask! I like when he takes over my weblog after I’m at a lack of what to write down.